zeldathemes
ASSUME FETAL POSITION
WERK IT WERK IT.
FIERCE goes here.

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

raspbeary:

petition for lana to do dark versions of all the disney songs cause damn

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

hi:

tryswitchingitoffandonagain:

hi:

ummm zac efron at the mtv movie awards right now

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what are u doing

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why am i not there right now

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im going to cry

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It’s okay guys, I’m crying too. After all, we’re all in this together.

oh no you didn’t just..

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have

  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back

stronzadee:

I CAN’T EVEN PUT MY HAIR IN A FUCKING BUN

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke