Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
"To all the women who silently made history"
i think it’s important to note that “han construido” translates to “have built,” not “made” because of the denotation that “making history” has
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
my favourite biscuits are in the cupboard but no i will not eat them im eating healthy!!!!
update: i ate the whole box
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
Sometimes I think it was fate that they both turned out gay, because their children would be too amazing for the world to handle.
if you haven’t heard about melanie martinez you should get into her like NOW. she used to be a contestant on the voice but she’s doing her own thing independently and her new song dollhouse is just PERFECTION
GET INTO IT. BUY IT ON ITUNES. SUPPORT YO FEMALE VOCALISTS